Baron is officially 3 years old!!!

Hi All,

Baron is a bit disappointed that he did not receive any (and I do mean any) of the items on his birthday wish list. No duck dinner with cherry sauce, no elevator, no squirrel in a cage, no female poodle (never mind that one).
Unfortunately, in anticipation of a gift, Baron eagerly and enthusiastically pounced (as in jumped) on 2 visitors to our home. This did not have the desired effect, as they were still not inclined to rush out and buy him a duck dinner in cherry sauce.
I calmed Baron down by pointing out that he already has duck twice a day (breakfast and dinner) - and cherry sauce is overrated. As for the squirrel, that part of the fun of having a squirrel is chasing it, and he does that daily in our yard; hence he doesn't need an elevator or a ladder, and will just have to learn how to climb a tree (he is working on it). Also, he already has numerous squirrels - see previously mentioned yard for details. As for the female poodle - he will have to flirt when the opportunity presents itself. Unfortunately, from the brief study Baron has conducted, it appears that female poodles do not enjoy being pounced on, barked at or nudged. At this rate, Baron may remain a bachelor.
All for now,
Botswain