Dog Training with ?????

Hi All,

I know the title of this entry is misleading. I did not mention the name of the trainer because he would like to remain anonymous. In fact, he might wear a bag over his head (or a mask) from now on. Let's face it, Baron is not exactly a poster boy for dog training - well, maybe the "before" as in "before and after."

At our last dog training class, Baron, while very enthusiastic, was the worst dog in the class. The only dog that even came close to being as poorly trained, was a white standard poodle who happens to be 8 years old (and still acts like a puppy - not a compliment). Baron tries really hard but is unable to curb his natural enthusiasm for everything, everyone, every animal - and particularly for dog training. Enjoying and learning are not the same thing. He loves playing with the other dogs, particularly when they are in a "stay" command, disrupting the class by vocalizing his thoughts on the subject of training (i.e. excited barking), and loves jumping enthusiastically on the dog owners (including us). To his credit, the dog trainer is able to smile sweetly (more like a grimace) and grab Baron at the same time. He then yanks Baron's leash while honking a shriek alarm (I kid you not). Baron looks chastised (for 2 minutes).

It's not that I'm counting but Baron is now working with his 4th trainer, and almost has him in shape. In fact, we were at the Farmer's Market yesterday, and someone innocently suggested I try to get a refund as Baron is, well, not obedient.

Botswain

PS
Should I take it personally that the manager of our vet's practice recommended a new dog trainer? It was during a brief visit in which Baron stood on his hind legs to look over the counter and say "hello" (she taught him that), scattered papers and treats, jumped on an unsuspecting client, and tried to play boisterously with an English cocker spaniel. Keep in mind Baron is almost 70 pounds!

The vacation is over

Hi All,

Poodle lovers, have you missed me? In case you are curious, we were on vacation, hence no posts for awhile. "We" does not refer to Baron, but his human family. Baron remained at home, and while he is a "party animal", as far as I know, no Poodle Parties were held on the premises. I am happy to report that the house is still standing. One friend asked if Baron had an opportunity to cook while I was away, and the answer is an emphatic "no"! Baron didn't have time to cook - he ordered out (duck and white potato only).

Isn't it amazing how quickly vacations become a memory? I wish our struggles with Baron would also become a distant memory. Between his training (or lack thereof) and health issues, we are all quite busy - especially our valiant heroine (that would be me). In fact, three days after returning from vacation I already had a visit with the "doggie dermatologist" and as a result I am definitely ready for another vacation. The dermatologist feels the weekly baths (with oatmeal shampoo and conditioner - in case you forgot) aren't effective so we can discontinue his weekly spa visits (whew). Heaven knows what she'll cook up (in a dehydrator) to replace them!

All for now, but stay tuned for further updates as they occur.
Botswain