Potential Trainer Concedes Defeat

Hi All,
I am sure you are all wondering how the initial visit with Baron's potential 7th trainer went.  The answer is simple: NOT WELL!!!  Norman (the potential trainer) greeted Baron calmly and with an open mind.  This was admirable because Baron took an instant liking to Norman.  While we are always pleased when our dog is fond of our guests, we are occasionally displeased at the expression of his pleasure.  Baron tried (desperately) to climb into Norman's lap.  Norman explained to our other guests that this was a compliment; Baron was merely expressing his fondness for Norman.  Unfortunately, one of our guests didn't appeciate the fondness of a 74 pound poodle (and I doubt Norman did).  In fact, when Baron took a liking to her, this guest became frightened and Baron was banished from the room.  While Baron handled his banishment admirably (not a bark out of him), it gave Norman a chance to exit the house without Baron!  Dear readers, you must be surprised and disappointed.  Baron spent yet another night with us - his beloved family.  We spent another night jockeying for position in our familial bed.
Fatiguely Yours,
Botswain
PS
Trainer #6 is still in the picture.