Friday, May 7, 2010

Reform School

Hi All,
You have not heard from me in awhile because I have been busy researching canine reform schools. Yep - you got it - I am done with you-know-who. The latest is that while in the midst of a project on my computer, I naively left my eye glasses unattended on the table when I went to the kitchen. I heard my beloved spouse raising his voice (translation - yelling!!!); the next thing I knew, he came storming into the kitchen holding what was left of my glasses. One lens was in my beloved enraged spouse's hand (chomped on - the lens not the hand). The frame was not intact. I know this is hard to believe, but I was not in a good mood. These were my favorite prescription reading glasses - and they were brand new!!! I'm sure you already know who the culprit was - Baron (of course).
I don't care how warmly I am greeted at the optical shop - this has got to stop. Does anyone have any ideas as to how to stop this $$$$$ behavior? It occurred to me that Baron might need glasses, so I had his eyes checked. His eyes are fine. The recommendation was to get him his own pair of glasses so he will stop playing with mine. I doubt that will help, but I have searched the pet stores for "play" eyeglasses, just in case.
All for now, I have to retrieve the newspaper; I want to read it before Baron does.
Botswain